Rate My Job

Jotting down ideas,
the worm couldn't help but note
the foggy presence.

Painful Suffering in Granville

Don't want to fall, don't
want to crash, don't want to eat
another pizza slice.

Walk Talk Balk

Smock lock dock clock flock
shock sock jock tock mock pock rock
wok gawk hawk knock Spock.

Indecisive Educators

Pop quiz Sherlock: what
does grin plus Wednesday equal?
Four quacks and a poof.

Cquengins

"Bwiash," said Polly.
"Eppoffor easah yashie
aawjo oxwadwa."

Book Face

Trade the junction for
the kangaroo. Then you win
the dedication.

Rocks the Poem

Poem of the rocks,
poem of the rocks, poem
of the rocks, rocks, rocks.

NO title???

Flizzbisting whizzbies,
that cantaloupe is hugeous!
Quizzically huge!

Candleball

Dank man, dank. That fat
popsicle is off the stick.
Grandpa says its so.

Simile #97

As fast as a blind
dragon, as towering as
fists of green anguish.

The Forced Habbits

Dracula never
considered implications
such as yellow clogs.

Field Trip

Granary crayons are
straw and wheat, wheat and straw, mouse
and fat dinosaur.

[Ed's Note: crayon has one or two syllables depending on how you pronounce it. I pronounce it "kran".]

Rocky Road W

The working yeti
can't count exact change for the
life of him. Poor dude.