Tongue of Slobber

Eyes of ochre, hair
of dandelion petals,
nose of wet charcoal.

General Maintenance

Oh dear! It's almost
the end of the month! Time to
replace the vacuums!

Return of the Steve

Returning from the
mall, Steve wondered why he had
Jello in his trunk.

Crockpot of Filth? No, Boiling Pool.

Let the carrots hit
the floor! Let the carrots hit
the... Five second rule!

Grays Of Abandon

Why can gray be spelled
like that or also like grey?
A great mystery.

Pesky Little Critters

Blimps kept zooming near
his ears. He couldn't swat them
away fast enough.

It's Sort Of Embarrassing

Mashed potatoes tend
to get caught between my toes.
Please don't ask me how.

8825.94

After counting the
chicken eggs, we wondered when
we made the mistake.

So Sad

Foraging in the
rubble, pa said he couldn't
find my apple core.

No One Likes Diarrhea

"Not I," said the bear.
"Not I," said the hen. "Well... not
frequently," said Sven.

Balance of Powder

Goo. Cats. That's all that
can be said about the new
situation. End.

Trolley of Wonder

Up one. Down one. Up
one. Down one. Stupid stairs. Not
getting anywhere.

West Quest

Following the short
giraffe, the tourists wondered
if they were there yet.

Tiger Meats Hamburger

From five before four
on, the wall's behavior was
inexcusable.