An Epic Spill

The silverware drawer
crashed "bang!" to the floor
creating a huge-big mess.
The elves gave a roar,
the dwarves could but snore
for they could not handle the stress.
Then in through the door
came not three but four
of the monsters from great Loch Ness.
All then started the chore
but miss apple core
for she was mending her dress.

[Ed's note: This, most obviously, is not a haiku. It falls in the section of Haiku Haters, where such other poetries go.]